Groaners
Someone sent me a list of serious groaners, which of course I have to share with you all, in slightly modified form:
An antenna was tapped to plan an television association’s annual convention. Needless to say, the keynote speaker got no static from the crowd, and the reception was excellent.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into the board meeting of a major utility company. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”
A jumper cable walks up to the bar at a reception during an automotive show. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
At the cannibal convention, the chef got a little creative and cooked a clown. The main topic of conversation during that meal: “Does this taste funny to you?”
The danger of having a seafood disco as evening entertainment: Your attendees could pull a mussel.
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